i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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