friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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