Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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