I wanna bring you to show and tell
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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