bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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