what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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