You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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