oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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