First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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