My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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