Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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