if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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