Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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