I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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