walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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