the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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