Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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