so explain again why im purple
no
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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