question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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