sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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