I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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