I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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