Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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