maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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