Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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