She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Boobs speak an international language.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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