Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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