I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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