I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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