I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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