I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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