Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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