It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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