She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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