She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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