Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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