I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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