i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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