I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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