I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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