If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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