Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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