Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?