Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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