week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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