Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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