I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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