what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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