There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
