: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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