There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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