I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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