Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
