Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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