So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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