i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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